decapitatedprince:

Yea I can rap

[Clears throat]

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey
Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey
Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly
Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

wolverxne:

Photographer Tim Carter captured these adorable images of this Red Fox playing, stretching and sleeping in the snow. 

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

hagridscabin:

hellotimbuktu:

There is a man out there … who rescues owls …

hope in humanity restored.

I want this to be my life

worryings:

once i thought my pet rock died so i flushed it and i clogged the toilet for a week 

richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

homeiswithlarry:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH